יום שישי, 30 בספטמבר 2011

Artur Boruc?s Friday Rage List

Artur Boruc?s Friday Rage List

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. MEMORIES -- I HATE MEMORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT CELTIC I CAN'T HELP BUT MISS IT A LITTLE!!!!!!!!! MY TEAMMATES HEADS WERE ALL SO CRUSHABLE!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STUCK EIGHT PENCILS IN MY EARS AND I'M STILL NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING YET!!!!!!!!!!

2. WALTER PANDIANI'S PROLIFIC SWEATING -- I TOOK THIS AS A CHALLENGE!!!!!!! FIRST I TRIED TO WILL MYSELF TO SWEAT THROUGH MY SHIRT USING ONLY MY MIND BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK AND I JUST GOT DIZZY SO THEN I DECIDED TO STOP WASTING TIME AND SET MY CLOTHES ON FIRE!!!!!!! IT GOT REALLY HOT BUT I THINK THE FIRE BURNED OFF ALL THE SWEAT AND ALL I GOT WERE SECOND DEGREE BURNS IN MY ARM PITS!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH YOU WIN THIS ROUND PANDIANI BUT I WILL SWEAT MORE THAN YOU ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!

3. HOPE SOLO DANCING -- I HAVE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT HOW I WOULD CUSTOMIZE MY GOALKEEPER'S KIT TOO!!!! INSTEAD OF HEELS AND A BELLY SHIRT I WOULD COVER MINE IN BEES AND WELL I WOULD PROBABLY WEAR A BELLY SHIRT TOO JUST SO HOPE AND I CAN MATCH WHEN WE DANCE ALL NIGHT AND GIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN AFTER THE GIGGLING WE CAN DO KARATE ON PLATE GLASS WINDOWS AND SCREAM AT OLD PEOPLE UNTIL THEY STOP BEING OLD!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

4. CORN -- I HEARD THAT CORN IS THE REASON THAT OCTOBER EXISTS!!!!!!!! STAY VIGILANT!!!!!!!!!!!

5. FREAKY LEG STUFF IN FIFA 12 -- I CAN DO THAT WITH MY LEGS IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!! NOT IMPRESSED!!!!!!!!!

6. CARLOS TEVEZ REFUSING TO PLAY -- OHMYGOD IF HE WAS MY TEAMMATE I WOULD HAVE SLOWLY DESTROYED HIS SELF-ESTEEM THROUGH A SERIES OF BACK-HANDED COMPLIMENTS AND UNSETTLING GLANCES!!!!!!!!!! THEN I WOULD BEAT HIM WITH A NINTENDO 64 CONTROLLER UNTIL HE YELPED LIKE TOAD IN MARIO KART!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH WHY DID WARIO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A TURDFACE?!?!????!

7. FANS CHASING THE VISITING TEAM OFF THE PITCH -- ANY FANS THAT TRY TO CHASE ME OFF THE PITCH WILL GET A MOUTH FULL OF SPIN KICKS AND AN EAR FULL OF PENCILS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CORN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

8. DAVID DE GEA STEALING A DOUGHNUT -- RULE NUMBER ONE OF GOALKEEPING IS THAT YOU DON'T STEAL DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!! IT'S WRONG!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL ANYTHING YOU STEAL SOMETHING IMPORTANT LIKE NAPKINS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH NAPKINS!!!!!!!!!!

9. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWKSI -- SO I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND PUNCHING MANNEQUINS IN THE FACE LAST FRIDAY WHEN MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI SHOWED UP!!!!!!!!! HE SAID THE SHOP CALLED HIM AND TOLD HIM TO COME DOWN AND STOP ME FROM PUNCHING THEIR MANNEQUINS AGAIN EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS PAY FOR THE DAMAGE SO BACK OFF!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED ME IF I WOULD PLEASE STOP SO I SAID "THANK YOU FOR ASKING SO NICELY!!!!! OF COURSE I WILL!!!!!!" EXCEPT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO HE WOULD KNOW THAT I WISHED THOSE MANNEQUINS WERE ALL DAN WYKOWSKI VOODOO DOLLS AND MY LIGHTNING FAST KNUCKLE EXPLOSIONS WERE VENEREAL DISEASES ATTACKING HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AFTER THAT AND DID SOME BAKING WITH HIS GOOBER KIDS SO THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T DO A RAGE LIST!!!!!!!!! IF YOU COMPLAIN I WILL PUT FIRE ANTS IN YOUR SPINAL CORD!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE DAN'S BAKING SHEETS ALL GOT DOUGH STUCK TO THEM SO IT TAKES FOREVER TO SCRUB IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!

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Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Artur-Boruc-s-Friday-Rage-List?urn=sow-wp5343

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Tetchiness, tactics and dry-docked flagships

ESPN's man with the mic Jon Champion looks ahead to the weekend's Premier League action.

This round of fixtures throws up two matches which could have significant bearing on matters at the top of the Premier League come the end of the season.

Tottenham just about held off the strong late challenge of Liverpool for a Europa League place at the end of last season, but given the way that the two sides have begun this campaign, you?d say Liverpool are the favourites to challenge for a top-four place.

Not being in Europe is inevitably a positive for Liverpool in the challenge for a Champions League spot, but I don?t think Harry Redknapp will let the Europa League get in the way. He has an enormous squad and can therefore play a shadow team in Europe, which shouldn?t really have any affect on their Premier League commitments.

Liverpool showed signs of frailty for the first time this season in their defeat at Stoke last weekend, it was perhaps a bit of a reality check for them.

They?ve bought well in midfield and attacking areas, though they are still perhaps a little weak at the back, where they?re still reliant on an ageing Jamie Carragher and Glen Johnson is once again out injured. While Enrique is a good signing at left back, in central defence and at right back there are still question marks against Liverpool.

Tottenham made real compromises in their selection for their opening Europa League group game, which shows just how crucial Harry Redknapp believes the Liverpool match is to his team?s season. We will see whether that selection was justified when they take to the pitch on Sunday.

It was fascinating to see the first signs of Kenny Dalglish?s old tetchiness resurfacing last week with his comments about referees. He always operated on a reasonably short fuse when it came to things like that during his first spell in charge. Maybe the honeymoon period is coming to an end and he is just beginning to feel the reality of the situation he?s in, where there are great expectations placed upon him by the American owners.

Times have moved on since Kenny?s first spell in charge and the authorities are now framing their disciplinary rules in such a way that managers are discouraged from even making the slightest comment, even positive, about a referee.

There have been the same old suggestions of ?mind games?, but it?s very unlikely a referee is going to be influenced by those kind of comments ? it?s part of their training now. Perhaps Kenny is perhaps trying a tactic that might have worked 20 years ago, but won't wash now.

It?s the first of many "Champions League play-offs" over the course of the season as we wait to see who emerges as the real threat to Arsenal?s position in the Champions League.

Having rested so many of their players in midweek, and given they also have home advantage, Tottenham should win this one. After the defeat at Stoke, there will be one or two questions in some Liverpool minds that weren?t there before.

Sunday?s other big game sees Manchester United host Chelsea, who at this stage seem even further behind the champions than last year. United have really kicked on, they were terrific at Bolton last weekend and Phil Jones looks like an immense signing in every sense of the word.

There are even people round Manchester United comparing Jones to the great Duncan Edwards. That may seem a little premature, but for people like Bobby Charlton to say that shows how highly he is rated. The fact that he set up two of Rooney?s hat-trick goals at Bolton ? despite playing at right-back ? tells you how much he has to offer this side, quite apart from his silky-smooth defensive qualities.

The gap has widened because Chelsea have not bought as effectively as Manchester United. They also don't have the same powers of regeneration, as their youth scheme is nowhere near as productive as United?s.

Andre Villas-Boas will have a dilemma over whether or not to play Fernando Torres. He perhaps shouldn?t, given his form and that of his striking rivals. With Didier Drogba still recovering from his bang on the head against Norwich, the best bet would look like being Nicolas Anelka as the main striker with Daniel Sturridge and Juan Mata either side of him.

However, there is pressure from Abramovich to play the flagship signing, as Ancelotti found at the end of last season. I suspect Villas-Boas will be feeling the same heat. 

Although it will be an important game in the title race, it?s far too early for talk of psychological blows. There will be several of these heavyweight ties over the season, so there?ll be plenty of chances to make up ground, though at this stage I?d still put Chelsea behind the two Manchester sides.

Manchester City made their Champions League bow this week and, though dropping points may have been blow to their pride and confidence, what better fixture to get back on track than Fulham away?

The Cottagers are struggling for Premier League points and goals at present. City will find them quite accommodating opposition, and the fact is that they could put out two, maybe even three different teams for this fixture and win, given the poor form of Fulham right now.

The wider issue for City is how they cope with the twin demands of Champions League and Premier League ? the age-old dilemma of teams new to Europe?s premier competition. It took Manchester United six or seven years to get used to it and juggle the two.

Arsenal will also be happy with their post-Champions League fixture ? a trip to Blackburn. Despite their debilitating injury list, Arsenal are starting to get one or two players back from suspension. That includes one of the bright sparks in a season of gloom, Gervinho, who is available after serving a three-match ban. They go to Ewood Park as strong favourites.

Two teams enjoying a rather more leisurely paddle than many expected are Aston Villa and Newcastle, who do battle at Villa Park on Saturday. The fixture will pit Shay Given, who is impressing in goal for his new club, against the side he served so well for so long.

Newcastle have looked surprisingly solid this season, which is just as well given they?re not going to score many goals. Alan Pardew would?ve bitten your hand off two months back had you offered him a spot in the top four after four games.

Villa, meanwhile, are settling nicely under Alex McLeish. They should be pretty strong at home, but I think they may struggle to break Newcastle down. They do seem to be a side steadily improving though, which should encourage both the manager and the fans.

Less happy will be fans of Bolton, who saw their side dismantled by Manchester United last weekend ? and Norwich at home is just the sort of fixture they need after that.

The Canaries currently look like a side slightly out of their depth. I admire the way they play but I don?t see someone like Grant Holt, a terrific Football League striker for the best part of a decade, scoring the goals to keep them in the Premier League. Equally I don?t see many goals coming from midfield. I would say Bolton have the perfect opportunity to get back on track this weekend.

Everton are publicly going through great angst at the limitations of their squad and the fact they had to sell Mikel Arteta. Still, there's enough quality there that they were able to leave out their captain Phil Neville for last weekend?s game against Villa.

Clearly things are not too bad and there was a lot of spirit shown by Everton in that 2-2 draw. I would expect them to win this weekend against a Wigan side who, although exciting going forward, are always vulnerable defensively.

Swansea may not be vulnerable at the back, but at the other end it?s four games, no goals. That perhaps highlights the difference between the Premier League and the Championship. They have a prolific Championship scorer in Danny Graham, but he?s hardly had a sniff at goal this season.

Brendan Rodgers' team might not have expected much from trips to Man City and Arsenal but they've also drawn blanks at home to Wigan and Sunderland. This time they welcome a West Brom team buoyed by their first win last weekend, and Roy Hodgson's men should be capable of bagging another three points. I think at the moment Swansea are right behind the eight ball.

Mick McCarthy will hope his Wolves side react well following their first setback after being beaten by Tottenham last weekend. If there is an arch pragmatist in the Premier League it?s probably McCarthy, who takes a deliciously realistic approach to games.

I?m sure he?s got Saturday?s fixture with QPR ringed in red on his calendar as one to go for the three points. Neil Warnock is still bedding in new signings; they look competitive now and I?m sure they will be over the coming months, whereas a few weeks ago they seem destined to go straight back down, but they don?t have enough to trouble Wolves unduly.

With Sunderland it never rains but it pours. They seemed to have found arguably the most temperamental footballer English football has seen for a while in Asamoah Gyan, who basically made it impossible for himself on Wearside because of his attitude. In Gyan's absence Bruce needs goals and he needs Nicklas Bendtner to come good. We?re all getting a bit sick of hearing the Dane tell us what a great player he is ? it?s time to prove it.

The problem for Stoke ahead of Sunday?s trip to the Stadium of Light is that they?ll be making the lengthy trip back from Kiev beforehand. Tony Pulis has seen most things in a lengthy managerial career but this is a new challenge for him and his team.

Jon Champion is a football commentator on ESPN, broadcaster of Barclays Premier League, FA Cup, Clydesdale Bank Premier League, UEFA Europa League and more.

Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/jonchampionsleague/archive/2011/09/16/tetchiness-tactics-and-dry-docked-flagships.aspx

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MLS Preview: CONCACAF Isn?t Everything, But Does Show The League?s Growth

The CONCACAF Champions League may not be the most popular competition on the planet just yet (Jimmy Conrad seemed to almost have an entire stand-up routine going with jokes on the lack of people at Pizza Hut Park Wednesday night), but for us non-casual observers of Major League Soccer, it?s an extremely good barometer of [...]

Source: http://worldsoccerreader.com/2011/09/mls-preview-concacaf-isnt-everything-but-does-show-the-leagues-growth/

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Fulham v QPR ? Match Preview

A London derby at Craven Cottage see’s Fulham host neighbours QPR in their first top flight meeting with the hosts continuing their search a first Premier League win of the season. The Cottagers have been brilliant in the Europa League and recorded a fantastic 2-0 win on Thursday night away at Danish side Odense BK. [...]

Source: http://www.footballfancast.com/2011/09/football-news/fulham-v-qpr-match-preview

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Moyes' tactical plan, Coyle's dilemma and Rio's return

Editor of ZonalMarking.net, Michael Cox, casts a tactical eye over three of the weekend's biggest Premeir League fixtures, using the Stats Zone app from FFT and Opta...

The opening Premier League game of the weekend sees an interesting clash between Manchester City and Everton, a fixture David Moyes? side have a surprisingly good record in over the last couple of seasons.

Their 2-1 victory in Manchester last year came somewhat against the run of play ? the away side?s two goals came from their only shots on target from six attempts, while City had 33 shots and only scored once.

It will be intriguing to see how Moyes approaches this match. He?s generally a good tactician when facing bigger sides, encouraging his full-backs to tuck in narrow, and his wide midfielders to cut off the passing angles to the wide players, sometimes leaving the opposition full-backs free.

Roberto Mancini will have to decide which of his full-backs are better on the ball, to take advantage of this potential avenue of attack.

If Moyes asks his wide midfielders to prevent balls out to the wide players, it will be a difficult job because of how quickly David Silva and Samir Nasri come inside.

Indeed, looking at the passing maps of either, you?d be surprised to learn they were nominally starting from the flank.

The below diagrams shows Silva?s narrow positioning against Fulham, and also Manchester City?s crosses in that game, which were frequently unsuccessful.

That said, City have variety in their attacking play. Whereas Arsenal always want to play narrow and opponents can force them to go wide and cross the ball without too much danger, City have the threat of Edin Dzeko, who converted two crosses in the 5-1 win over Spurs.

Everton need to play narrow enough to prevent through-balls penetrating their defence, but not so narrow as to allow City too much time to cross the ball.

Arsenal?s shambolic performance at Blackburn last weekend shows they still have problems in defence, particularly in the air.

They welcome Bolton Wanderers to the Emirates this weekend, where Owen Coyle will have something of a dilemma. On the one hand he wants to present Bolton as a good passing side, but on the other, Arsenal are probably more vulnerable to a simple route one strategy, and with Kevin Davies up front, Bolton have the ability to test Arsenal with such an approach.

Indeed, last season they had some success with long balls forward from goalkeeper Adam Bogdan (interestingly, the long balls were more likely to be completed when they were angled into the right-hand channel, rather than played straight down the middle). Long balls were the most frequent way in which Davies received the ball.


Another interesting battleground will be down Bolton?s right, where all four of their chances in the defeat to Norwich originated. Tuncay started there but Chris Eagles replaced him at half-time, and the latter is likely to start at the Emirates. He?ll be up against Arsenal?s new Brazilian left-back Andre Santos, who is not dissimilar to his predecessor Gael Clichy in defensive style ? he likes to come high up the pitch and intercept the ball, but can leave space in behind.

Finally, Manchester United?s trip to Stoke City provides a different test for Sir Alex Ferguson ? inevitably, he?ll be thinking about how to deal with Stoke?s long balls into the box.

Last season, he went to great lengths to get an extra centre-back in the side ? pushing Patrice Evra to the left of midfield in order to accommodate John O?Shea at left-back.

The good news this time around is that he probably doesn?t need to make such a blatant change ? Chris Smalling is essentially a centre-back but has been excelling at right-back, so United will be playing three centre-backs anyway, which should help them in the air. The question is, who will the other two centre-backs be?

The possible return of Rio Ferdinand would probably mean Jonny Evans being dropped ? a shame for him, as he was very good in the win over Chelsea, particularly with the ball at his feet. Phil Jones seems a sure starter ? although Ferguson could try to play Jones deep in midfield for the further additional aerial power.

The return of Ferdinand is a boost for United, but this is really a game for the injured Nemanja Vidic ? last season, he was far more proactive than Ferdinand at clearing Stoke?s long balls.


Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/statszone/archive/2011/09/23/moyes-tactical-plan-coyle-s-dilemma-and-rio-s-return.aspx

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Could Valencia's midfield director cause Chelsea a headache?

Tactics guru Michael Cox ? editor of ZonalMarking.net ? starts his regular Champions League preview by concentrating on three of this week's most intriguing European ties, using the Stats Zone app from FourFourTwo and Opta...

As with the opening matchday of this season?s Champions League, the ?Group of Death? ? sporadically also referred to as ?Group A? ? sees the most exciting matches.

Manchester City travel to Bayern Munich for what should be their toughest game of the group stage, while down in Italy, Napoli host Villarreal in a repeat of a clash from last year?s Europa League. That previous encounter finished 0-0, with Villarreal taking the tie with a 2-1 second leg win back at El Madrigal.

Whereas City - away from home for the first time in the Champions League, and early pace-setters Bayern would probably be content with a draw, Napoli and Villarreal need positive results, making it arguably the more appealing game on paper.

There is a strong contrast between the two sides? attacking approach in their opening games of the tournament. Against City, Napoli only looked comfortable on the counter-attack, and when they were faced with a packed opposition defence, tended to hit wayward shots from distance.

Their goal was their only shot on target, and their only non-blocked shot from a central position in the area.

Villarreal were similarly one-dimensional, albeit in a completely different manner. Their sole approach against Bayern was to hit long balls over the top for Giuseppe Rossi and Nilmar to run onto.

Two of the three chances they created came from long, straight balls - a surprise considering Villarreal base their play around short, neat passes.

It will be interesting to see whether this approach is at all successful against Napoli, who tend to defend very deep.

Over in St Petersburg, the early kick-off between Zenit and Porto should be an exciting game. In particular, Portuguese midfielder Danny gets the chance to impress against a club from his adopted country ? he was born to Portuguese parents in Venezuela, but moved to Madeira when young and chose to represent Portugal. Having not played in the Liga Sagres since 2004, Portuguese fans will be keen to get a rare glimpse of him at club level.

Though able to play as a number ten, Danny now starts wide on the left and drifts into the middle of the pitch. Always on the move when receiving the ball, and typically looking for where to play the pass before the ball has even arrived, the comparison below shows his performance in the previous game against APOEL.

Although he barely ever picks up possession in the final third, he plays plenty of passes in that zone, indicating how dangerous he can be when travelling with the ball.

He?ll have to be watched carefully by Porto?s right-back, Jorge Fucile or Cristian Sapanaru, but also by Porto?s holding midfielder Fernando. Zenit are likely to play on the break, and Fernando can play very high up the pitch against conter-attacking sides, as his performance against Shakhtar showed.

Chelsea may have taken Valencia?s main playmaker from last season, Juan Mata, but they?ll find that Los Che have another clever midfield director in Argentina international Ever Banega.

As the ?player influence? diagram shows, he was by far Valencia?s most involved player against Genk, usually found around the centre circle. On the right, his dashboard shows his passing, as well as a few long-distance shots and the white triangles, symbolising how many free-kicks he won.

While Andre Villas-Boas wants his Chelsea side to press more than those of his predecessors, his team generally sat back against Leverkusen, preferring to win the ball in their own third rather than close down in midfield.

As seen below, few balls are won around the centre circle, which could give Banega too much time on the ball.

Stats Zone, the app from FourFourTwo powered by data from Opta, is available now at the iTunes App Store and now, as you've probably gathered, features data from every Champions League match from this season and 2010/11

Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/statszone/archive/2011/09/27/could-valencia-s-midfield-director-cause-chelsea-a-headache.aspx

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Stuttgart shoot down Kaiserslautern

Kaiserslautern 0 – Stuttgart 2 (Bundesliga, September 30, 2011) A second half tap in from�Cacau and a deflected shot from Khalid Boulahrouz sunk�Kaiserslautern to back-to-back defeats.

Source: http://www.101greatgoals.com/stuttgart-shoot-down-kaiserslautern/108807/

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Platini plays down talk of a crisis as calcio left hoping for Barca collapse

As another European football season kicks off, Italian football faces what F. Scott Fitzgerald once described as the ultimate test of human intelligence: knowing that things are hopeless but acting as if they aren?t.

At UEFA?s season kick-off in Monaco last month, calcio?s best and brightest were privately admitting that they could face an annus horribilis. Over a cup of caf� fredo in the Meridien Beach Plaza, one lamented: "Italian football is in its worst shape since the 1970s when we didn?t win the European Cup between 1969 and 1985. The difference is that at least then teams were investing in youth. Some do today, but too many are content to recruit all their players in the transfer market."

Eto?o?s departure or a lucrative exile in Dagestan, the lack of what marketers like to call a 'marquee signing' by the Milan giants, and the growing uncertainty over the Italian economy, have all contributed to the general depression.

Calcio?s greats have traditionally subscribed to the theory that football in general ? and great teams in particular ? works in cycles. If calcio was a superhero franchise it would seem to be currently stuck at the Batman And Robin stage. Sheer tact and the laws of libel prevent me, alas, from speculating as to who is the Chris O?Donnell of Italian football. The good news, of course, is that a Christopher Nolan-style rebirth lies ahead. But it took eight years from George Clooney?s bemused caped crusader to Christian Bale?s dark knight struck artistic and commercial gold. Will calcio have to wait that long?

Possibly not. In their desperate hours, Italians have looked to Michel Platini, the UEFA president, who, shortly before teeing off at a charity golf tournament in Turin, assured the media: "Is Italian football going through a crisis? In my four years in office, I have handed the Champions League trophy to two Italian teams ? so I can?t see a crisis. I?m sure Italian teams will soon return to the top."


Michel's not wrong - AC Milan and Inter celebrate in 2007 and 2010

The bianconeri legend was especially optimistic about his old club: "Juve will rule again. It?s a great thing to have your own stadium: big clubs need that." It?s possible that the example of ?NewVentus? ? and its �90m investment in its very own stadium ? may be the catalyst that persuades other clubs to invest in the facilities today that will generate millions in revenue tomorrow. But so far there?s no great evidence of that. And even if there was, it would take a while to revolutionise calcio?s performance on and off the pitch.

So Italians have partly consoled themselves by constructing scenarios in which Barcelona?s domination of the European game collapses. Some put their faith in calcio?s prince-in-exile, Jose Mourinho who has made an already strong Real Madrid squad even more impressive over the summer and has what writer Phil Ball might call the 'morbo' to disturb Barcelona in the knockout stages.

Others cite the wise words of Sir Matt Busby and highlight what they claim is a change in Barcelona?s strategy. The first Scot to win the European Club with an English club famously remarked that: "Any team is apt to be over the top within five years of reaching it". Pep Guardiola?s Barcelona are in their third year ? surely, some pundits suggest, they must start to exhibit some frailties soon?

Barcelona?s activity in the transfer market suggests, some cynics claim, that the coaches have evaluated La Masia?s next generation and found them wanting. This would not be entirely surprising: how do you ensure that your youth stars are as good as Xavi, Iniesta and Messi?

The deals which have seen Bojan Krkic, Jeffren and Orio Romero leave Camp Nou ? for good or for an indefinite period ? do suggest the difficulty many young players face breaking through.


Bojan was forced to leave Camp Nou for Serie A this summer

"Barcelona have a golden generation that has not just played together but trained together for years," said my Italian companion as he sipped his fredo. "How easy will it be to replace that? Especially if they have to buy in players who haven?t been trained in the La Masia way."

You might think that that sound you can hear in the distance is that of a once great football nation collectively reaching for the nearest straw as it tries to avoid drowning in a sea of troubles but the question is not entirely stupid.

The patterns Barcelona weave on the pitch are so mesmerizingly effective because they have become almost instinctive, so instinctive that even world class players like Zlatan Ibrahimovic and David Vila have not always been in tune with their teammates. And over the next few years, Barcelona will have to replace the likes of Puyol (34), Alves (28), Abidal (32), Keita (31), Villa (29) and Xavi (31) while Mascherano and Iniesta are both 27. How effectively they are replaced will determine how long this glorious cycle lasts.

The mere fact that such scenarios are being spun reveals calcio?s colossal lack of self-confidence. But it also reflects the fact that many Italians believe their chances of staving off another 15-year wait for the European Cup would be much improved if the greatest team since Arrigo Sacchi?s Milan showed signs of wear and tear.

The truth is that many others across Europe will spin such scenarios about the European champions. This isn?t Barcelona?s fault ? it is just that in an age where football has become ubiquitous such greatness can, all too quickly, become oppressive. Especially if you?re trying to win the trophy they seem set to monopolise.

Still on the subject of Barcelona, the new issue of Champions includes a conversation with Andy Roxburgh, UEFA?s erudite technical director, about the secret of Barcelona?s possession play. (A clue: it?s not all about passing.) And we have an interview with Sergio Aguero, whose greatness has already begun to oppress defenders in the Premier League.

Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/championsleague/archive/2011/09/13/platini-plays-down-talk-of-a-crisis-as-calcio-left-hoping-for-barca-collapse.aspx

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MLS Preview: Rafa Marquez Finally Shows His True Colors, Are We Really Surprised?

Sitting in the press box last month with a great view of just how shocking Rafa Marquez was, I Tweeted, ?If their names weren?t Marquez and Ream, what would you say about them?? In a later article here on World Soccer Reader, I mentioned how the defense had just let New York down and that [...]

Source: http://worldsoccerreader.com/2011/09/mls-preview-rafa-marquez-finally-shows-his-true-colors-are-we-really-surprised/

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Bastian Schweinsteiger outshines German basketball star Steffen Hamann on the court

Not only did�Schweini sink his free-throw and three pointer, but the Bayern Munich midfielder then chipped a�brilliant�shot into the hoop also.

Source: http://www.101greatgoals.com/the-bayern-battle-bastian-schweinsteiger-outshines-german-basketball-star-steffen-hamann-on-the-court/108793/

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Three Goals From This Weekend That I Can?t Stop Watching

Presented without comment, except to say, “Damn.” 1.) Heather O’Reilly, U.S. Women’s National Team v. Colombia. 2.) Darlington Nagbe, Portland Timbers v. Sporting KC. 3.) Steve Johnson, Geelong Cats v. Essendon Bombers.

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/07/04/three-goals-from-this-weekend-that-i-cant-stop-watching/

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Dimitar Berbatov is?The Continental

Dimitar Berbatov is?The Continental

Well hello there.

I see you've caught me watching two of my lesser teammates do what they call "training." Of course, The Berba's training regimen is more focused on sketching unintentional nude models, sampling the world's finest mayonnaises and starting a trend called "Scarlett Johanssoning." But now that the inferior bodies of those who have been playing instead of The Berba are breaking down and thrusting Manchester United's greatest goal scorer back into the starting XI, I must admit that I have considered sampling these other training methods. But then I spotted you, a Berba-babe more beautiful than any other, and my thoughts focused on just one physical activity. And it involves a hot tub full of dairy products. Ha-HA!

Now that The Berba is once again being called upon to be more than just the sensual inspiration for the club and actually play in football matches, I'm quite certain that the ladies will tear off my clothes in the prepared foods section of the super market while shouting, "Berba, your ankles are so much better than that teammate of yours who always talks about horses and how he once played for Real Madrid." ... Why yes, I am the reason customers can't ladle their own soups anymore. Ha-HA!

So as we find ourselves on the precipice of another Berba-plosion of goals and sexual crying, I must ask...do you want to enter a dark room that contains nothing but The Berba, my cousin Timitar Berbatov and several nightvision cameras covered in grease and glitter?

Oh-OHHH! My tiny bib is crushing my chest and preventing me from properly flexing my Berba-bosom. Oh, this is terrible! I feel like I'm being held in a full nelson by a sexy lady police officer, except it's not as enjoyable and it won't lead to pat down. Oh, this must be what people talk about when they say they have hardships in life.

Join us again next time for another chapter in the life of...The Continental...

Photo: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Dimitar-Berbatov-is-The-Continental?urn=sow-wp5209

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USA Eagles Earn First Rugby World Cup Win Since 2003

While most of you were paying more attention to the Philadelphia Eagles, a completely different team of Eagles beat the Russians 13-6 in New Zealand. That win was the USA Eagles’ first Rugby World Cup win since a 2003 victory over Japan. The USA is 1-1 at the Rugby World Cup thus far, after losing [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/09/15/usa-eagles-earn-first-rugby-world-cup-win-since-2003/

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The Future?s Not Ours To See

Over the last two decades or so, American media has had this tendency to look at the Association game through the lens of its own relative popularity. Every milestone�and major achievement leaves people asking, “What does this mean for the future of soccer in America?” This has become clich�to the point of absurdity. The game [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/04/27/the-futures-not-ours-to-see/

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South American giants set for 'super-classic'

This Wednesday, Brazil host the second leg of the modestly entitled 'super-classic of the Americas' against Argentina - an old tradition which has now been brought back.

The first leg in Argentina finished goalless - a result that came as a big disappointment to the Brazilians. With both sides at full strength a draw would be seen as entirely normal.

But for these games only home-based players are considered, and it is here that Brazil thought they were going into the game with a 12th player - the country's economic boom.

Argentina is already at a huge disadvantage in terms of population, 40 million against 195. At the moment there is a big difference in currencies - Brazil's is very strong.

With this in mind, Brazilian football magazine 'Placar' has just published some facts and figures highlighting the financial chasm between clubs on either side of the border.

Even before a new TV deal comes into effect next year, the biggest Brazilian clubs receive nearly four times the TV money paid to Boca Juniors, Argentina's giant.

In terms of sponsorship deals the difference is twice as big. As a consequence, Brazil's clubs can pay much more, and are attracting some high profile Argentines.

According to 'Placar', Ronaldinho at Flamengo is receiving six times more than the biggest star of domestic Argentine football, Boca Juniors' Juan Roman Riquelme.

Ronaldinho (left) and Neymar will be looking to defeat South American rivals Argentina. Photo: AP

There was an expectation, then, that these differences would be reflected on the field when the two sides met in Cordoba. Riquelme and Argentina's other heavyweight, Juan Sebastian Veron were not even there, both missing out through injury.

Brazil, meanwhile, could field Ronaldinho, Neymar and Leandro Damiao, the same frontline used when the full strength side beat Ghana in London earlier this month.

In almost every sector of the field Brazil seemed to have the edge - in goal and in defence, and also with that forward line, though Argentina's Juan Manuel Martinez is an excellent and industrious striker.

Indeed, before he limped off early in the second half, Martinez was the game's outstanding figure. In great part, of course, this was due to his own virtues, his mobility and acceleration and his capacity to identify and exploit a weakness in the opposing defence.

But it was also because he was given a platform to perform by the one area where Argentina were superior, the midfield.

New Argentina coach Alejandro Sabella has some knowledge of Brazilian football - he was assistant coach to Daniel Passarella at Corinthians a few years ago.

Sensing that Brazil could be stifled, he packed the midfield. But not only did he have numbers, he also had clarity, much of it supplied by a team-mate of Martinez at Velez Sarsfield, Hector Canteros.

After the game Ronaldinho praised the way that Canteros had organised Argentina's play from the centre of midfield. Brazil had no equivalent.

Their midfield trio of Paulinho, Ralf and Renato Abreu offered physical strength, but barely a flicker of imagination and no capacity to control the rhythm of the game.

There are obvious dangers in drawing conclusions from a game between two scratch sides who have hardly had time to train together.

But these midfield deficiencies have been there in Brazilian football for a while - the lack of fluidity in their play is the main reason that more recent sides, win or lose, have often been compared unfavourably with the teams of 1958, 70 or 82.

National team coach Mano Menezes has been trying to wean the side off an excessive dependence on the counter-attack and recapture some of Brazil's previous brio. He admits that achievements have so far fallen short of ambitions.

One explanation - the great sides of the past had better, more complete central midfielders.

Good news could be on the way. This year's Brazilian Championship is proving to be the best in years, and not just because more money means stronger squads. As well as individual quality, there are also some interesting collective ideas.

For years in Brazil the flanks have been left free for the forward runs of the attacking full backs. Now, though, teams are coming off 4-4-2 or 3-5-2 to play other systems, variations on 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 with strikers operating in wide spaces.

This means that the full backs have to do more defending, which in turn means that the central midfielders have to take more responsibility on the ball.

One of the stars of the show is Romulo of league leaders Vasco da Gama. Just turned 21, he is a marking midfielder who wins the ball and then gives dynamism to the play, passing and moving forward to participate in the next phase, opening up the field with quick, crisp distribution.

Called up to the Brazil squad, he could make his debut on Wednesday. Menezes admits there is a need for a different approach in midfield for the second 'super-classic'.

For Argentina Martinez will be missing this time, still not recovered from the injury he suffered in the first match.

Sabella has re-enforced his midfield, too, giving a chance to the Brazil-based quartet of central midfielders Pablo Guinazu and Mauro Bolatti and playmakers Andres D'Alessandro and Walter Montillo.

Sabella will surely pack this sector once more. This time will Brazil have the wit and patience to pass their way through?

Comments on the piece in the space provided. Questions on South American football to vickerycolumn@hotmail.com, and I'll pick out a couple for next week. Here are some from last week's postbag:

Q) Can you tell me what former Bolivian striker Marco Etcheverry is up to these days and how was he seen in South America? He was just before the internet and tv coverage, but I remember his skills being paraded in USA 94, am I correct? And would it be accurate to recall him as a bit of a firebrand?
Duke D

A) His skills were more paraded on the road to USA 94, when he helped bring about Brazil's first ever defeat in qualification. Come the tournament he was not 100% fit for the opening game against Germany, came off the bench and was promptly sent off for a little off the ball kick.
I'm not sure what US-based readers might think of this, but I wonder if his move to the MLS came too early in his career. I have the impression that standards when the MLS was launched were not as high as today, so perhaps he was not being pushed enough. He was a big star with DC United, but when he came back down to play for Bolivia he looked way off the pace, at a time when he should have been at his peak.
He is now coaching Bolivia's Under-15s, in action soon in the South American Championships.

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/timvickery/2011/09/south_american_giants_set_for.html

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More links! And Kobe Bryant with Aquilani?s stache in a new film!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

This needs to be a real movie. [KCKRS]

Lionel Messi's new adidas adiZero F50 miCoach boots. They have a brain! [TBG]

This is hilarious: A Man City fan tries and fails to confront Tevez at his home, in pictures. [Telegraph]

The all Jewish starting XI. [MiB]

Footballer masks! [STI]

Gerard Pique basically admits that he lets Shakira dress him. [Kickette]

Where do you fall on the football-watching moral spectrum? [Footy Blog]

Brighton disregard Hull City fans for an unusual reason. [WSC]

Carlos Tevez is hard to misunderstand. [Studs Up]

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/More-links-And-Kobe-Bryant-with-Aquilani-s-stac?urn=sow-wp5333

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The Special Ones

There are, of course, some obvious differences between Rex Ryan and Jose Mourinho. The latter has a case full of trophies as manager, while the former’s only ring came when he was a defensive line coach for the Baltimore Ravens team that won Super Bowl XXXV. Plus, it’s only obvious that one of them eats [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/01/17/the-special-ones/

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Any real justification for his City snub?

For a player that possesses such a great deal of talent, not to mention a very healthy contract, Carlos Tevez has found a remarkable amount to complain about since arriving in England. First came the move from West Ham to United, which involved questionable conduct on the part of his agent Kia Joorabchian, then the [...]

Source: http://www.footballfancast.com/2011/09/football-blogs/any-real-justification-for-his-city-snub

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10 ways to distract your girlfriend for a free World Cup schedule

The World Cup is approaching, and for all those guys looking to make sure they don?t miss out on all the qualifying action, Ladbrokes bingo sites are a great distraction for those partners who aren?t so keen on the beautiful game. Listed below are some other ways to keep her busy (and happy) to ensure [...]

Source: http://www.footballfancast.com/2011/09/football-blogs/10-ways-to-distract-your-girlfriend-for-a-free-world-cup-schedule

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Steelers Have Only Themselves To Blame

A famous coach once said you can’t turn the ball over and expect to win the game. And yet, the Pittsburgh Steelers had a shot to win Super Bowl XLV. Down 6 points with two minutes to go from their own 13 yard line, Ben Roethlisberger led the Steelers’ offense on the field against a [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/02/07/steelers-have-only-themselves-to-blame/

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Jose Mourinho likes shaving and chairs

A frankly bizarre video featuring your friend and ours, Mr Mourinho, prancing about with a chair and pointing at stuff for some reason...

No, we don't get it either....

Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/fourfourtwoview/archive/2011/09/22/jose-mourinho-likes-shaving-and-chairs.aspx

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Hunger the key for managers working to a budget

Former Liverpool manager Graeme Souness once despaired at the lack of desire shown by signings he had made during his time in charge of the club.

He'd succeeded Kenny Dalglish as manager and gambled on a smattering of new signings in the hope that they would form the base of the next great Liverpool side. Unfortunately for them ? and for Souness ? what looked like an inspired managerial appointment turned into a spectacular failure, largely due to the lack of success enjoyed by those signings.

As a man who won numerous league and cup medals during a distinguished playing career, Souness knows a thing or two about desire. But in the day of average journeymen players becoming millionaires, hunger and desire are becoming increasingly rare qualities. Yet the transfer policies of three men show the value of an educated eye.

David Moyes, Tony Pulis and Sam Allardyce have mastered the art of steady club building, despite not having budgets in any way comparable to those of the top sides. All three have specialised in securing the signatures of players with a point to prove, and so far this season are yet again being rewarded for doing so.

It's no secret Moyes is one of the Premier League's best; with the pressure constantly mounting at Everton and the ongoing need to slash running costs, it's a superb achievement to even have them in contention for the top 10.

His most recent signing, on-loan Real Madrid wide man Royston Drenthe, has looked like another exceptional addition to Everton's emaciated squad. Drenthe was once the subject of a transfer tussle between Chelsea, who wanted him in 2007 to replace the outgoing Arjen Robben, and Real.

Yet to make the grade at the Bernabeu, he was sent on loan to Hercules last season where he impressed before rowing with them over unpaid wages. Still not wanted by Mourinho at Madrid, Moyes signed him in the transfer window and it'd be no surprise if this wounded animal proves to be one of the season's best signings.

Tim Howard has been another admirable acquisition for Everton. After making several high profile errors at Manchester United, the assumption was that Howard wasn?t up to the task. Yet, since 2006, he?s been one of the most consistent goalkeepers in England.

It's an approach that?s worked for Moyes before ? with the signings of Louis Saha, Phil Neville, Mikel Arteta and others ? and it's one that he's likely to continue to use, regardless of the finances at his disposal.

Pulis, meanwhile, may have greater funds with which to play, but not to the extent of the Premier League's top six and it's a right he's no doubt earned - when he was first given the Stoke City manager's job they looked destined for relegation to what was then Division Two. Now competing in the Europa League, Jermaine Pennant, Matthew Etherington and Jonathan Woodgate are key to his plans.

A classy winger once hailed as David Beckham's successor in the England team and one of the outstanding natural talents of his era, Jermaine Pennant?s never fulfilled his potential.

Problems on and off the pitch and his failure to make the grade at Arsenal or Liverpool meant Pennant was widely thought to be a negative influence. Pulis saw past that. He gave him a chance and now has one of the most consistent supplies of crosses anywhere in England.

On the opposite wing is Etherington, the self-confessed gambling addict believed to have lost around �1.5m on greyhounds, horses and poker. He arrived from West Ham ? where he?d been failing to impress for some time ? and slotted straight in to help inspire Stoke?s Premier League survival in 2009.

That he?s once again a respected footballer is no formality: Etherington owes Pulis much. A former team-mate of his at West Ham, Roy Carroll, knows how difficult it can be to get a second chance in this most ruthless of businesses.

?It has pretty much ruined my career, the drink thing. Managers keep bringing it up ? drink ? and it is so frustrating,? he told the Sun in February. ?Since then, whenever something bad has happened or I made a mistake, it has been ?Roy Carroll has a bad attitude ? he drinks and gambles?.?

Pulis, Moyes and Allardyce break this trend. Woodgate is another of Pulis?s signings. Possibly the most talented defender of his generation, his career has been ruined by injury. Where no-one else felt prepared to chance it, Stoke signed him and could now have one of the league?s best defenders at their disposal.

Allardyce achieved such success he took Bolton from Division One into Europe. He invested time and money into reputed rogues such as Nicolas Anelka and El Hadji Diouf, and signed several free agents, all with hunger.

Kevin Davies was a big-money failure at Blackburn and languishing in Southampton?s reserve side. Last year, for the first time, he represented England ? it was Allardyce that gave him his chance.

Now at West Ham, Allardyce has signed David Bentley and Kevin Nolan, unwanted at Tottenham and Newcastle respectively, and now key components of a side looking destined for promotion.

To be able to identify those with a genuine desire to make an impact from those seeking a final payday is a scarce skill; it?s not nearly as simple a process as finding a player with talent who?s simply deemed to be a risk. For every Kevin Davies or Danny Murphy (a bargain signing for Fulham from Tottenham Hotspur), there?s a Francis Jeffers or a Benni McCarthy, a mercenary content to live off past promise and receive a substantial wage in exchange for a negligible return. 

The words of the now notorious Winston Bogarde, once of Chelsea, serve as a warning to those doubting the danger of supposed free transfer ?steals?: ?This world is about money, so when you are offered those millions you take them. Few people will ever earn so many. I am one of the few fortunates who do. I may be one of the worst buys in the history of the Premiership, but I don?t care.?

Bogarde?s not the first, and nor will he be the last to adopt such an attitude.

Moyes, Pulis and Allardyce specialise in reviving individuals in the nadir of their careers - those who can seriously contribute to the cause of a team with no room for passengers, those who?d rather play at a reduced fee than sit out a season like Wayne Bridge has decided to do at Manchester City, no doubt consoled by every single one of the 90,000 pounds that boost his bank balance on a weekly basis.

Football will always have underachievers like Bridge, playboys like Jeffers and leeches like Bogarde. Their talents are theirs to waste but a club?s money is not, at least until a short-sighted manager or director of football monumentally misjudges their intensions and, by extension, wages.

Certain clubs have to make the right signings or their progress is halted. Everton, Stoke and West Ham, are amongst those ? they can?t afford to get it wrong.

Fortunately for them, their managers rarely do.

Follow Declan on Twitter @decwarrington

Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/fanseyeview/archive/2011/09/28/hunger-the-key-for-managers-working-to-a-budget.aspx

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Edin Dzeko is sorry he threw that tantrum overshadowed by Tevez

Edin Dzeko is sorry he threw that tantrum overshadowed by Tevez

Before Carlos Tevez's Manchester City career came to an abrupt end without him even leaving the bench, Edin Dzeko was momentarily the club's biggest troublemaker when he threw a tantrum after being subbed out in the 55th minute of that 2-0 loss to Bayern Munich.

And now, perhaps a little frightened by Tevez's suspension and Mancini's threat that the Bosnian striker would spend the next match sitting next to him, Dzeko has decided to apologize.

From the Guardian:

"I know my reaction [to being substituted] was bad and I have spoken to the guys and to the coach," Dzeko said. "I have apologised for the reaction and Roberto has accepted it and said that everything is OK and that we�have to be positive for the next�game."

"I was unhappy because we were 2-0 down and I wanted to win the game," Dzeko said. "It was something special for me to go back to Germany, where I played for a long time, and I wanted to do well and wanted the team to do well. Things didn't go well for us. That is why I was extra frustrated."

The Bosnian directed a sarcastic thumbs-up in Mancini's direction before becoming embroiled in an angry exchange. Mancini later said he was "furious" with the striker and he reiterated at a team meeting on Thursday that he would not tolerate any more of his players disputing his decisions. The club have decided not to fine Dzeko but he has been warned about his conduct and is hoping to make amends at Ewood Park.

At least one dispute from that match was resolved amicably. And I have to think that the player being able to communicate with his manager helped in some way. Meanwhile, Carlos Tevez is probably trying to figure out how to enrage his next club.

Photos: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Edin-Dzeko-is-sorry-he-threw-that-tantrum-oversh?urn=sow-wp5322

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David de Gea: Lock Up Your Donuts!

Source: http://www.kickette.com/david-de-gea-lock-up-your-donuts/

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MLS Week In Review: Giving Seattle And Dallas Proper Credit For A Job Well Done

We want to think that Major League Soccer is becoming mainstream, and in some respects (just look at this new NBC commercial, 20 seconds of video I?ve watched at least a couple dozen times), it obviously is. But figuring out what to cover and what not to cover still sometimes escapes the grasp of the [...]

Source: http://worldsoccerreader.com/2011/08/mls-week-in-review-giving-seattle-and-dallas-proper-credit-for-a-job-well-done/

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Josip Mikulic: Seriously? You Have To Ask?

Source: http://www.kickette.com/josip-mikulic-seriously-you-have-to-ask/

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Carlos Tevez refuses to play, Mancini says he?s finished at City

Right when things seemed to be coming together for Man City's global domination, they lose 2-0 to Bayern Munich, Edin Dzeko throws a fit after getting subbed off and Carlos Tevez refuses to play. All of this must have something to do with Mario Balotelli getting praise recently for maturing, right? Some kind of cosmic balance?

Down 2-0 at halftime, Roberto Mancini substituted Dzeko for Nigel De Jong in the 55th minute and Dzeko reacted by throwing a fit, taking off his boots on the bench and throwing them to the ground. Tevez watched this from a couple of seats down and apparently got some ideas.

When Mancini tried to sub Tevez into the match, the former captain flat-out refused. From Eurosport:

Mancini, looking visibly shocked, told a news conference: "I am really disappointed because it is Carlos.

"This can't happen in a top club - to refuse to go in to help his team-mates. What I said to Carlos is between me, him and the team.

"But if we want to improve as team Carlos can't play with us. With me, he is finished."

He explained that he asked the Argentine to come on with 35 minutes to play telling him that if he came on they could change the result from their losing 2-0 position.

Mancini said: "He refused to warm up and again refused to go on the pitch. If a player has a lot of money to play for Manchester City ... he can't play, never."

Who would've ever thought that the man who demanded a transfer at the end of last season would pull a stunt like this? Truly shocking, it is.

Meanwhile, here's a quote from Carlos Tevez from three short weeks ago (via The Scotsman):

"I'm happy at City and I'm not moving from there."

UPDATE: According to The Mirror, Tevez has given his old standby of a defense to Sky (via an interpreter):

"I want to leave because of family reasons but I keep trying to do my best."

Family reasons? His family just joined him in Manchester two weeks ago. So does he want to get away from them now after claiming he had to leave to be closer to them back in May? And how can you say that refusing to play in a Champions League match is trying to do your best? It's like Tevez is defying logic on purpose and trolling Man City at this point.

UPDATE II: Just to mess with Mancini a little more, Tevez has released the following statement claiming that he didn't refuse to play (via Soccernet):

"I would like to apologise to all Manchester City fans, with whom I have always had a strong relationship, for any misunderstanding that occurred in Munich. They understand that when I am on the pitch I have always given my best for the club.

"In Munich on Tuesday I had warmed up and was ready to play. This is not the right time to get into specific details as to why this did not happen. But I wish to state that I never refused to play.

"There was some confusion on the bench and I believe my position may have been misunderstood. Going forward I am ready to play when required and to fulfill my obligations."

And if you believe that, well, don't.

Pictures of Dzeko's tantrum right this way....

Carlos Tevez refuses to play, Mancini says he?s finished at City

Carlos Tevez refuses to play, Mancini says he?s finished at City

Carlos Tevez refuses to play, Mancini says he?s finished at City

Said Mancini of Dzeko (via the Guardian's Daniel Taylor): "He will sit the next game next to me."

Ouch. That seems like an even harsher punishment than Tevez is getting.

Photos: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Carlos-Tevez-refuses-to-play-Mancini-says-he-s-?urn=sow-wp5248

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Team Squads, Injury Latest And Fixtures For This Weekend?s Premier League Action

Derby weekend with Liverpool going to Goodison Park and White Hart Lane hosting Arsenal. Join the FREE CaughtOffside Fantasy Football League and Win Big Prizes! Arsenal TBA Aston Villa Jermaine Jenas is in contention to make his Aston Villa debut in tomorrow’s home Premier League clash with Wigan after recovering from a thigh problem. Record [...]

Source: http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/09/30/team-squads-injury-latest-and-fixtures-for-this-weekend%e2%80%99s-premier-league-action-4/

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DTotD: FIFA 12 has one-legged races

To celebrate the release of FIFA 12 and the end of millions of social lives that were already non-existent thanks to previous iterations of the game, today's DTotD takes a look at an exciting feature in this year's edition. We've already seen the goofy results of the new Player Impact Engine, but another aspect of the game that should provide hours of fun is the one-legged races. As painful as the one upturned leg hopping looks, it doesn't seem to interfere with a player's ability to control the ball or get a cross in.

So, one-legged races! Looks like fun. And as an added bonus, here's Xavi getting kneed in the head after missing a penalty...

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? Video game disses NBA star Dirk Nowitzki
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Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/DTotD-FIFA-12-has-one-legged-races?urn=sow-wp5229

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Mancini: Tevez will never play for City again

Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini is adamant Carlos Tevez will never play for Manchester City again after the striker apparently refused to play in last night?s 2-0 Champions League defeat against Bayern Munich. Tevez was named as a substitute for the game at the Allianz Arena on Tuesday but appeared to not want to come [...]

Source: http://www.footyblog.net/2011/09/mancini-tevez-will-never-play-for-city-again/

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Gerard Pique is very affectionate in FIFA 12

As Deadspin points out, the new Player Impact Engine that is supposed to make in-game collisions more realistic in FIFA 12 (and its recently released demo) has already spawned a whole genre of YouTube videos called "FIFA impact fail." That's obviously not a good thing a week away from the game's full release.

Though there have been many complaints about the oversensitivity to the slightest of touches in the demo, the video above shows that it has actually made Gerard Pique far more realistic. Given the fact that Pique is increasingly known for his many public displays of affection with both Shakira and former teammates, his touchy style of play in this clip appears to be spot on.

Granted, this could just be a problem with the demo that will be fixed in the actual game. And by "problem" I of course mean the fact that Pique does not start bleeding from the head at any point in this like he does in real life.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Gerard-Pique-is-very-affectionate-in-FIFA-12?urn=sow-wp5028

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Good Day, Bad Day: Bar�a lose ground as Madrid get the better of Getafe

Good day

Real Madrid
A good day for Jos� Mourinho?s side, not through their own sterling efforts in Saturday?s 4-2 win over Getafe, but rather for getting away with four goals - including a dodgy penalty - despite a very iffy defensive performance, with the Madrid back four as chilled and casual as a vegan?s wedding. Oh, and Barcelona dropped points as well.
The most interesting thing to note during the game - aside from Fabio Coentrao?s interpretation of finishing prowess - was that Madrid?s fluidity fell apart whenever Getafe were threatening the home side?s dominance. Real Madrid may be brilliant when the side?s collective tail is up but are still a tad wobbly when not blasting their way through the cannon fodder. ?I?m not happy with my team,? said Mourinho. ?We won and deserved to win, scored four goals, we could have scored more but our rivals scored two and could have scored more.?


Betis
If you?d said last week that only three teams would have six points from two games and one would begin with ?B?, you?d probably have gone with a certain Catalan outfit. Instead, it?s the mighty Betis, with a much-needed solid start to the campaign and a second 1-0 win, this time over Mallorca in the sticky sweatiness of a midday kick-off on Sunday.


Miguel Brito
The bad boy Valencia full-back promised last week that ?away from football, you aren?t going to hear about Miguel.? So far the defender has been true to his word - although it has only been three or four days - with a fine defensive display in the 1-0 win over Atl�tico and a lovely pass that plopped onto the in-form head of Roberto Soldado for Valencia?s winner.


Villarreal
A home win would have been handy for Villarreal after their 5-0 tonking by Barcelona a fortnight ago, but having gone a man and a goal down after 24 minutes, with goalkeeper Diego L�pez sent off and Alvaro Negredo netting the resulting penalty at the second attempt, it looked like being a stinker of a day for Villarreal in a sweaty El Madrigal. But instead they dug deep for a 2-2 draw - with even Sevilla boss left claiming Villarreal deserved more. ?The draw wasn?t fair on them,? admitted a gracious Marcelino.

C�sar S�nchez
An appearance for the Villarreal keeper coming off the bench to replace Diego L�pez was Primera match number 400 for the former Valencia and Spurs goalie who turned 40 at the beginning of September.

Philippe Montanier
Anyone French is always going to rouse a little suspicion in Spain - and rightly so - but especially when he?s a manager and coming over here with his fancy ways. But the freshly appointed Real Sociedad boss has already built on a coaching reputation of turning mighty minnows into monstrous mammoths, thanks to a 2-1 win over Sporting and now a brilliant draw with Barcelona.

Imanol Agirretxe
The 23-year-old Real Sociedad striker is enjoying a bit of a hot spot having equalled the number of league goals he managed last season with his header against Barcelona added to his opening day brace against Sporting. ?He?s very complete, he moves well, he?s got a lot of technique and goals in him. He?s begun well but will keep doing more,? was the praise from former teammate, Borja Viguera.


Miku
Two extremely cool finishes from the Getafe striker gives the Venezuelan three goals so far this season. His second was teed-up by the pass of Dani G�iza in a hint of what could be a handy striking partnership for Getafe. 

Roberto
The Zaragoza keeper is still the man of the moment in la Liga. Having stopped a rout by Real Madrid in La Romareda, Roberto saved a point for the Aragonese outfit with a penalty stop from Rayo?s Javi Fuego and a late diving effort to block a shot from Andrija Delibasic. It was a good day all round for Zaragoza, who were largely dismal against Rayo with Javier Aguirre admitting after the game that the result ?could have been worse? and that there was an awful lot of work to be done with a squad that is made up of yet-to-gel new arrivals.

Osasuna
Four points from two games for Osasuna after a 2-1 win against Sporting on Sunday afternoon.

Espanyol
Experiencing Espanyol?s 2-1 win against Athletic on Sunday involved staying up until midnight. LLL certainly wasn?t going to do that in a billion years. But that?s only because the blog knew Paul from Barcelona would be there doing his duty instead...
?A pretty even match. Espanyol not looking too clever on paper but a bit better than expected on grass. Athletic as per usual, ten big blokes and a small one with loads of skill but no end product.
Espanyol took the lead thanks to a great bit of work from Spain U-20 star Alvaro and a fine header from Sergio Garcia, apparently. I?d nipped to the loo and missed it.
Athletic began the second half strongly and a couple of excellent saves by Espanyol keeper, Cristian, one in the first half too, kept Espanyol in it. Athletic equalised thanks to the next big Stoke city signing, Fernando Llorente (?30 million !!!!!!!) - a header from a corner. We weren?t shocked.
Sergio Garc�a scored the winner after a rare mistake from Gorka. Athletic never really looked like equalising and it finished 2-1. Not a lot in it. Neither team will trouble the top six or top ten, for that matter. MOM - Joan Verdu. Usual dire referee performance - Paul, Barcelona."

Bad Day

Barcelona
When it comes to explaining Barcelona?s draw against Real Sociedad - which doesn't seem so bad when you consider Pep?s Dream Boys still have more points than this time last year - LLL falls into line with Mundo Deportivo. ?It wasn?t the ?FIFA Virus? or the wrong line-up, nor bad luck. Bar�a dropped two points in San Sebastian because they fell for the old sin of complacency,? writes Joan Poqu�.
It really was suicidal stuff from Barcelona who had the game sewn up after eleven minutes with goals from Xavi and Cesc Fabregas. But then a Real Sociedad who ?weren?t themselves? in the first half, according to their manager, took advantage of a series of lapses from the visitors - including an insane back pass from David Villa - to give what Pep Guardiola has called ?a good lesson for the future.?  

Atl�tico Madrid
A 1-0 defeat for Atl�tico sees the club with just one point and no goals in their opening two games. But no need to worry, says one of those responsible for that record, Adri�n, who promises that ?the goals will come. We have the feeling that we are moving up.?
An extremely bright light from Saturday?s reverse was Diego. who had a very promising 30 minute cameo in the second half and should have been awarded a stone-wall penalty.

Rayo Vallecano
When Rayo Vallecano boss, Jos� Sandoval, claimed his side could have had six points rather than two after the goalless draw against Zaragoza, he wasn?t wrong. A penalty miss and an incorrectly ruled out goal in the final seconds in Vallecas turned out to be a costly loss of two points in a game Rayo deserved to win, for the main reason that they were the only side to turn up on Sunday afternoon. ?The only team that tried playing football were Rayo,? said the rather serious Rayo captain, Jos� Movilla, after the game in response to a probing from LLL.

Marcelo Biesla
Just one point from two games sees the Athletic coach under pressure - from LLL anyway, who is calling for the return of Joaqu�n Caparr�s. A bad night for Biesla after a 2-1 defeat to Espanyol was made worse with the news that Ander Herrera is set to miss the next three months with a knee injury.

Sporting
Two games and two defeats for Sporting is not the start to the season that the club need. Obviously.

Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/laligaloca/archive/2011/09/12/good-day-bad-day-bar-231-a-lose-ground-as-madrid-get-the-better-of-getafe.aspx

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Redknapp gets Irish scare

Harry Redknapp admits he was worried that his Tottenham side would be the subject of an upset on Thursday night, after semi-professional Shamrock Rovers give the London side a fright in the Europa League. A Stephen Rice strike early in the second half gave the Irish team a 1-0 lead, in what would have been [...]

Source: http://www.footballfancast.com/2011/09/football-news/redknapp-gets-irish-scare

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Bob Bradley Linked With Mexican Club Santos Laguna: Reports

Several reports out of Mexico late Sunday evening are linking former US manager Bob Bradley with Mexican club Santos Laguna. Santos recently fired Diego Cocca after a run of poor results and could be looking to the American manager as a replacement. The 53-year-old manager has been strongly linked with the vacant Egyptian national team [...]

Source: http://worldsoccerreader.com/2011/09/bob-bradley-linked-with-mexican-club-santos-laguna/

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Wayne Rooney credits his barber?s ?magic powers? for good form

Wayne Rooney credits his barber?s ?magic powers? for good form

Footballers are no strangers to superstition: Kolo Toure once missed the start of the second half of a Champions League game as he always wants to be the last player out on the pitch,� Mario Gomez and John Terry only use the urinal on the far-left in the bathroom, and Cristiano Ronaldo flexes his muscles naked in front of the mirror for 45 minutes every match day. And every other day.

Wayne Rooney has revealed that his white-hot form is due to an equally irrational superstition. Before every single game, the Premier League top scorer has been having his newly acquired hair cut by a barber whose surname is only one letter long:

"Daniel J always keeps me looking sharp. And when I look sharp, I feel sharp. I don't know what it is but it's like his haircuts have magical powers because every time he gives me a trim I seem to go and score."

"All the lads have been asking me for Daniel's number. Of course I'm not giving it out to the [Manchester] City boys."

Rooney has referred Rio Ferdinand to his good-luck hairdresser, and Jermain Defoe has also been persuaded to sit under his magical scissors. Perhaps a certain other London-based striker should make the trip up to Manchester too...

Quote: The Mirror; Image: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Wayne-Rooney-credits-his-barber-s-magic-powers-?urn=sow-wp5145

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