In one of the most entertainingly sloppy matches you'll see all season, Arsenal came from behind twice to beat Chelsea 5-3 at Stamford Bridge. Robin van Persie once again carried Arsenal with a hat trick while John Terry experienced the high of a go-ahead goal just before halftime and another decisive slip to clear the way for van Persie's winner. But with all the madness this match contained in a mere 90 minutes, we really must ask: "What if it continued?"
97' -- Mario Balotelli (who is everywhere and nowhere) reveals a shirt that says "Why always John Terry?"
101' -- Carlo Ancelotti prepares to send Andre Villas-Boas a "So you've been sacked by Roman Abramovich" informational pamphlet. Avram Grant mumbles "one of us, one of us" in a dark corner of their tree house.
109' -- Excited by his discovery that falling down can lead to scoring a goal, Theo Walcott tries to do it again even though he was subbed off in the 79th minute. He dislocates both his shoulders and loses four teeth.
114' -- Robin van Persie scores, Arsenal officially renamed Robin van Persie.
118' -- In attendance to watch Per Mertesacker, Jogi Low wonders why he traveled to England just to watch Per Mertesacker.
123' -- David Luiz begs to get in on the action. He promptly gets sent off for plowing into Aaron Ramsey and mimicking the referee's every movement for five minutes straight.
130' -- Raul Meireles decides to be a guy with a normal haircut for Halloween. Gervinho thinks that sounds stupid.
134' -- John Terry makes sure he tells everyone, repeatedly, that Chelsea's backup goalkeeper for the match is his best friend.
137' -- Andrei Arshavin giggles, texts Nicklas Bendtner: "How is Sunderland? :))))))" Robin van Persie scores.
140' -- Not used to the feeling of happiness, several Arsenal fans think how this will only make it hurt that much more when Robin van Persie leaves.
145' -- John Terry finally realizes that using his homemade "butter studs" only get him in trouble. Other things he realizes this about: opening his mouth, associating with relatives or existing.
150' -- Didier Drogba officially declares the match a "f***ing disgrace." Mostly out of habit.
152' -- After its latest indignity this season, the art of defending dies from embarrassment.
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