יום חמישי, 1 בספטמבר 2011

What you may have missed: Joey Barton? Cross? No, never...

Now the dust has settled on the opening round of Premier League matches (other than Tottenham vs Everton, which ironically didn't take place as the dust hadn't settled...), we use the brand spanking new Stats Zone app to share a few things you may have missed...

1) Joey Barton's crossing didn't hit the mark

We think it was Friedrich Nietzsche who said; 'if you're going to sling a cross into the box, make sure your beat the first man, my son'. On second thoughts, it may have been Ron Atkinson, either way, philosophy fan-boy Joey Barton may wish to take the adage on-board, as none of his seven crosses against Arsenal found a Newcastle player.

Do you want to tell him, or should we?


2) Manchester United were 200% effective infront of goal

How we all laughed at the many, many jokes regarding last season's star man Mr Own Goal making a welcome return to the United line-up. But the fact is, Steven Reid's OG helped United score twice in a match that saw them have just the one shot on target. A fairly impressive conversion rate, we're sure you'll agree, although it may leave Fergie pining for a swift return from Javier Hernandez...


3) Forget pass and move - go long to Carroll!

It's certainly no surprise that Liverpool would look to hit 'target man' Andy Carroll with the odd long-ball, but what is slightly more striking is the regularity with which the Reds popped 25 or 30-yard balls to the giant Geordie goal-getter during Saturday's opener against Sunderland. The above chalkboard also demonstrates how often the Anfield side 'went long' on Saturday afternoon.


4) Alex Stokes up Chelsea's defence

Apologies for the awful, awful pun. The above suggests the burly Brazilian made a real difference to the Blues in Sunday's match at Stoke. The diagram on the right shows that in April's meeting between the pair the Potters were successful with nine of their 17 deliveries into the Chelsea penalty area. The diagram on the left shows that - with Alex coming into the side in the place of compatriot David Luiz - Tony Pulis' side saw all but one of their 21 crosses dealt with by their opponents.

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Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/statszone/archive/2011/08/16/what-you-may-have-missed-joey-barton-cross-no-never.aspx

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Videos of Per Mertesacker & Andre Santos in Arsenal shirts

With the late summer transfer window signings of Yossi Benayoun and Mikel Arteta, it would be easy to forget that Arsenal also completed the signings of�Per Mertesacker & Andre Santos on Wednesday. Of all the players brought in by Arsene Wenger late on in the window,�Mertesacker could be the most important. The German defender is [...]

Source: http://www.101greatgoals.com/videos-of-per-mertesacker-andre-santos-in-arsenal-shirts/104493/

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Our Own Private CONMEBOL

One of the side benefits of being an international soccer fan is the frequent refresher course in geography. Every so often, we are encouraged to grab a globe or fire up Google Maps, and we find ourselves saying, “Oh, so that’s where Slovenia is,” or, “Wow, that flight from London to Donetsk must be rough.”�Some [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/06/06/our-own-private-conmebol/

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Snapshot: The Five-Acre Portland Timbers Corn Maze

Source: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/mls/84650/snapshot-the-portland-timbers-corn-maze.html

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My patience with our game has snapped

Is there anything in the Scottish water supply or gene pool that stops us producing world-class athletes?

The answer is patently "no"; Sir Chris Hoy and Andy Murray are proof positive.

So, having been as guilty as the next man or woman of producing a litany of excuses which supposedly stop us from producing top footballers, my own patience, and perhaps yours too, snapped, with this week's Europa League results.

Forget summer football, improved facilities, better coaching, more PE in schools and all the other stuff which apologists have been yabbering on about for ages.

Clouds are gathering over Scottish football following the nation's poor showing in European competition. Photo: SNS

Clouds are gathering over Scottish football following the nation's poor showing in European competition. Photo: SNS

Yes, all of the above are crucial and hugely important, but while every one of them is required and some are starting to fall into place, none of them will make an ounce of difference if there is an absence of other key factors.

Appetite, desire, hard work, discipline, hunger for success, but mostly love of the sport, are all the ingredients required to produce top athletes and footballers.

And sadly, it seems that too many of our footballers from a young age don't have enough of any of the above.

If they did, the football pitches which I have been driving past these last six weeks of the Dundee school holidays would have been teeming with budding Messis and Xavis instead of lying empty.

With all four Scottish clubs out of Europe before August has ended and, in the Old Firm's case, losing to sides they were expected to beat comfortably, once again we are hand-wringing and soul searching about the state of the nation's favourite sport.

But, contained within the national squad announced by Craig Levein for the European Championship qualifiers, 12 play for Premiership clubs.

Twelve Scots playing in arguably the top league in the world.

Twelve Scots who have shown all the qualities I have mentioned to take them to the top of the game.

The trick is how to produce more footballers with those qualities and retain some of them domestically so that our clubs can improve on their recent dire European record.

I have little doubt that there are kids of enormous talent playing football in Scotland and they need all the support they can get.

But how do you instill into the next generation of our footballers the work ethic required to make the grade?

How do you inculcate the desire to undergo the endless hours of repetitive practice required, the lung-bursting demands, the heart-pumping effort needed to rise to the top in a chosen sport?

Earlier this week I watched Scotland's latest sporting world champion - yes, world champion - in action at Manchester Velodrome.

Fresh from winning the gold medal in the junior men's sprint competition at the UCI Junior World Track Championships in Moscow last week, 18-year-old John Paul gave a stunning performance of power and speed to add a 2011 National Champion's jersey to his European and World titles.

Being a minority sport, his achievement didn't make many column inches and the levels of fitness and discipline required in it would be beyond the capabilities of most aspiring footballers.

But he has all the qualities in abundance which our next generation of footballers require.

In a sport where facilities are very poor he has risen to the dizzy heights of world champion by willpower, strength of conviction and sheer hard work.

No, there is nothing in the gene pool or water supply to stop our kids becoming top footballers.

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/jimspence/2011/08/my_patience_with_our_game_has.html

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New balls, please: Meet the new season's glamorous globes

The professional football season is back, and ready to follow in its wake are millions of keen part-timers. From amateur and semi-pro players already embarking on pre-season training to sofa-dwellers who fancy a kickabout from time to time, everybody is kicking balls.

But which ball to kick? That old Jabulani sitting by the front door is looking jaded and even ? whisper it quietly ? only 99% spherical. It?s time for a new one. (NB: the Jabulani is still being used in MLS this season, so if you want to insist it?s still ?new?, we won?t stop you.)

Here, then, is football?s real Big Four: the best balls being used this season, from the Champions League final in May next year to Burton Albion v Macclesfield on a windy Tuesday night. We?ve had a play with each during our regular Thursday lunchtime kickarounds, and having retrieved them all from neighbouring gardens soon afterwards, fashioned a small report for you. We?re nice like that.

Look at these footballs. Read about them. Imagine belting one of them into the top corner. Then pick your favourite, and let us know what you think.

Nike Seitiro
Premier League, La Liga and Serie A
First up, the ball used by the three major European leagues (sorry, Holland). Looks-wise, the splashes of colour are designed to help players see the ball and therefore make decisions faster, as part of Nike RaDar technology, which stands for Rapid Decision and Response. We certainly found that to be true at The FourFourTwo Arena: defence-splitting passes to nobody in particular were made, on average, 0.3 seconds earlier.

The Seitiro is hard ? not break-your-foot medicine-ball hard, but sturdy enough not to turn to blancmange after a few thwacks from your centre-back. It?ll keep its shape like no other.

But most importantly, the Premier League ball absolutely flies when you hit it. Sorry for blinding you with science, briefly, but the ball incorporates compressed polyethylene layers which store energy from impact and release it at launch. This is A Good Thing.

And, apparently, Jay Bothroyd is a fan. Which is nice.

Best for... belting the ball bloody hard. The Seitiro pings off your foot and moves through the air, responding to well-hit shots by gliding whichever way you want it to, as opposed to whichever way it feels like or in accordance with the wind. It?s on the more expensive side, but it will reward good technique ? as Sergio Aguero has already shown.

Mitre Tensile
Football League and SPL
At first glance the Mitre Tensile looks a little ?plasticky? (not our favourite word, admittedly), but we found it to be very reliable. It?s extremely light, with the reduction in stitching optimising power and reducing drag on the ball. In other words, when you smash the Tensile it goes faster than before, which is always a good thing, unless you?re a goalkeeper with the reactions of roadkill.

The choice of the Football League and the Scottish Premier looks, in the best possible way, like the b*st*rd child of R2-D2 and a fridge. It does, however, come in different colours and designs according to your supported team ? nice and simply, red for Swindon, green for Plymouth. Essentially, then it?s a sort of iFootball.

This makes it arguably the prettiest of the balls on offer (we cater for every audience here), although that depends on your liking of 21st-century aesthetics combined with emotional bonding sensibilities. What?

Pedants may argue it?s a little on the grey side for visibility, but pedants always argue. That's what they do.

Best for... tiki-taka. No, really: this may be a Football League ball, but Barcelona would love it. Being so smooth, the Tensile glides naturally on wet or dry surfaces, and therefore allows quick passing play, especially because it?s so light. It?s cheaper but with potential ? like many a Football League player, then.

Adidas Finale 11
Champions League
The official ball for the premier club competition this season looks like something out of Mario Kart, but it is, in every way, a real football.

It being relatively heavy, shots with the Adidas Finale 11 stay hit; an older participant in our kickabout said that the pentagonally-panelled plaything ?still feels like a proper leather football?. And this despite a brand new texture, not unlike a series of dimples, which provides better control and swerve.

It certainly feels less slippery as a result. Keepers will love this ball: it?s easy to grip and handle, especially in comparison to one-skin balls such as the Jabulani, and thermal bonding replacing traditional stitching means it travels along a more predictable trajectory. That is to say, this ball goes where you hit it. If you miss, it?s probably your fault. Sorry.

Best for... important games and the high-end market. Being the official Champions League ball, the Finale 11 is quite expensive, but for the extra money you get proven quality ? FIFA gave the ball its highest rating for weight, water uptake, shape and size retention. It does get filthy, mind, and quickly: don?t expect those fancy stars to stay bright for long unless you love a good clean.

Umbro Neo Pro
FA Cup
It being the official ball of the FA Cup, you might expect the Umbro Neo Pro to be unpredictable; able to surprise you at any time. Which, when you think about it, isn?t ideal.

No, on the contrary it?s completely predictable ? and what more could you want from a football? The Neo Pro is FIFA-approved and also used by the England team, but again, that doesn?t mean it falls to pieces under pressure.

We found that you can pass very accurately with this ball, and also that it?s easy to control ? thanks, apparently, to a "3D-effect" Japanese microfibre with a tri-ply lining system and it being cut by laser technology. Obviously. It being quite light, too, heading is a dream, at least if you keep your eyes open.

The yellow and blue hi-vis is being used in the FA Cup from the First Round Proper until the red and white ball comes into use for the Sixth Round and semi-finals. A new design will be commissioned for the final.

Best for... those with less to spend. The Neo Pro is a reliable football ? a good, solid all-rounder that can be easily played with at any level ? but can generally be found for half the price of the Premier League or Champions League footballs.

Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/fourfourtwoview/archive/2011/08/16/new-balls-please-meet-the-new-season-s-glamorous-globes.aspx

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Coupe De La Ligue: St Etienne down Bordeaux; Mounier?s golazo lifts Nice; Big Mama scores for Sedan

Saint-Etienne 3 – Bordeaux 1 (Coupe De La Ligue,�August 31, 2011)�Benoit Tremoulinas put through his own net to give Saint-Etienne the lead after just three minutes, but Tremoulinas redeemed himself�as he levelled the scores six minutes later.�Saint-Etienne were back in front through Bakary Sako in the 16th minute and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang’s 56th minute strike sealed [...]

Source: http://www.101greatgoals.com/coupe-de-la-ligue-st-etienne-down-bordeaux-mouniers-golazo-lifts-nice-big-mama-scores-for-sedan/104482/

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