יום ראשון, 31 ביולי 2011

Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep?

Arjen Robben

Not again. ... There's no way I can be hurt again. ... Ah! I just tried to wiggle my toes and now I think they're all broken. Normal people don't break their toes by wiggling them. ... Maybe it's time to start playing inside a bubble. Maybe that will save my career. ... I can see the headlines now: "Arjen the Bubble Boy scores World Cup winner with his protective bubble." ... Yeah. That will be grand. ... The good news at least is that the hospital said they would throw me a little party with cake for my one millionth visit. ... Cake is good...

Nani

SCREW YOU GRAVITY

Fidel Castro

Ugh, what is he talking about? ... Didn't he get the memo that we were all going to wear tracksuits today? Instead he wears jean shorts. No class. ... Did he just say he wants to start his own country called "Diegoland"? What is going on? ... Good, Chavez looks lost too. ... I'm too old for this junk. Maybe if I just go to sleep he'll get the hint. ... I still can't believe he has my face tattooed on his leg. On second thought, maybe I shouldn't fall asleep...

Didier Drogba

Time for the disgraces. ... First, this pitch is a Slip 'n Slide. That's a slippery f***ing disgrace. ... Then, people keep giving Fernando Torres trouble for not scoring. That's an overscrutinized f***ing disgrace. ... Then, they keep talking about Torres instead of recognizing that I'm 33 and still knocking them in. That's an unrecognized f***ing disgrace. ... Then, we've been in Asia for a while now and I still haven't met Yao Ming. That's a disappointing f***ing disgrace. ... Then, Kalou told me that I had to get birthday presents for both him and his cat even though Katou wasn't born on the same day as him. That's a greedy f***ing disgrace. ... Then, there were those times those referees who probably make fake mustaches out of� armpit hair cheated us out of the Champions League. That...that was a...

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Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Random-musings-of-footballers-before-they-fall-a?urn=sow-wp3728

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Harry Redknapp Stars In Fairly Amusing Sky Sports Ad

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Chelsea's gain is Porto's pain

I used to love Barry Fry. For six wonderful months in 1993, I was hooked on his tactical risk-taking, compulsive wheeler-dealing and look-at-me celebrations. He might have made his name at Barnet but he was Southend United's then, our cheeky chappie, and we were going places.

And then he left, taking coaches and players with him to Birmingham City. The swine.

This tale is hardly unique, and it is older than football (Judas's big-money move to FC Pharisee being an early example), but it is still catching people by surprise.

The latest group to suffer are FC Porto supporters. In Andre Villas-Boas, they had a fellow fan in the hot seat, the "chair of his dreams", and they were going to take on Europe's finest together.

Now, on the morning of the city's biggest annual street party, the Festa de Sao Joao, most Porto fans are in a dark, heart-broken mood. They will be drinking to forget tonight.

Villas-Boas, of course, is not the first coaching talent these fans have lost to the pull of Roman Abramovich's wallet: Jose Mourinho made the same journey seven years ago. But these are very different departures.

The Special One went to Chelsea with the blessing of "the Dragoes", having given them two and a half wonderful seasons and Champions League glory. A former Benfica manager from the southern city of Setubal, Mourinho had also never pledged his heart to Porto. It was professional, not personal.

And nobody seemed to mind he was taking a youth coach with him to do his scouting. After all, that coach was only 26 and nobody had heard of him anyway.

They have now, though, and they call him Villa$-Boa$ or Libras-Boas, "Good Pounds".

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Villas-Boas' former PE teacher tips him to be a success at Chelsea

Villas-Boas' rise has been well documented - the note pushed under his neighbour Sir Bobby Robson's door, the Englishman's patronage, the stint in charge of the British Virgin Islands' team aged only 22 and his work for Mourinho at Porto, Chelsea and Inter - but there is one part of his story that is worth retelling here.

Villas-Boas was not supposed to be a football manager. From the poshest part of Porto, Chelsea's new manager counts a count amongst his ancestors (as well as the now famous grandmother from Cheshire) and the private school he went to is Portugal's best.

But a future in business, law or medicine held no allure. For him, there was only FC Porto and on Mondays a 12-year-old Villas-Boas would bring in reports from the weekend's game for his classmates. It was not long before his PE teacher Jose Eiro was also getting these reports, with added analysis that may or may not be worth thinking about for Colegio do Rosario's next match.

Eiro remembers Villas-Boas as a quiet sort, not a great student but popular, who would come alive when matters turned to football. He is the school's only big sporting success.

That he has fulfilled his dreams of becoming a leading coach is no surprise to Joaquim Magalhaes, the last man to coach Villas-Boas as a player at the local amateur team Ramaldense.

Magalhaes told me Villas-Boas was a better player than legend would have it, which is that he was even worse than Mourinho.

An attacking midfielder who could play either side, Villas-Boas was promoted by Magalhaes to the struggling senior side at the tender age of 18. Pretty soon the "introverted, humble" lad from a posh school was bossing around team-mates 20 years his senior. And the most surprising thing about it was that they did not seem to mind.

By this time, Villas-Boas had already started to climb the coaching ladder. Magalhaes recalls him bringing an FC Porto youth team to play Ramaldense's and being quite the disciplinarian with his young charges.

This contrast between the quiet and unassuming, and the assertive and commanding, is something journalist Fernando Eurico acknowledged when we met high above the Rio Douro shortly after Villas-Boas was confirmed as Chelsea boss.

For Eurico, sports editor for national radio station Antena 1, Villas-Boas is a more complicated character than the man he will inevitably be compared with in London, Mourinho. Charming but not showy, modest but ambitious, open but not entirely honest.

It was that last comment that I picked up on as it seemed to be central to the main point Eurico was making - Porto fans were furious with Villas-Boas because he had "created an illusion" that he was staying, that he was building a team here capable of beating Barcelona, that he had eyes for no other.

Eurico said this was patently not true to the Porto press pack, who knew about Chelsea's advances, but still the kiss-the-badge antics continued. Players were persuaded to extend their contracts, plans were made for this season's Champions League campaign and scouting dossiers on Barcelona were handed out for summer reading by the poolside.

Those players come back for pre-season next week and the talk in the dressing room will not be about beating Barca in the European Super Cup but about who else is leaving and if those coming in will have what it takes to hold off the suddenly revived challenge from the two Lisbon clubs.

Slightly reluctant to take another journalist's word for it, I did what any reporter would do in a strange city, I asked a taxi-driver and as luck would have it Portuguese taxis are still driven by ex-footballers.

Manuel Monteiro, who assured me he had enjoyed a 16-year career as a player for Portalegre and others, was succinct in his assessment of Villas-Boas. "Compared to Mourinho, he is a child," he said. "Who had heard of him a year ago? Nobody. And I can't see the likes Didier Drogba or John Terry being told what to do by a child!"

Only time will tell is the only possible response to that, and time is a more precious commodity at Chelsea than any amount of Abramovich's money.

But one thing is certain, Porto fans wish Villas-Boas had given them a little bit more time. And for that he is Barry Fry to them now.

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Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/mattslater/2011/06/chelseas_gain_is_portos_pain.html

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Who's the greatest: Keane or Vieira?

With Paddy V swapping boots for suits, both the tussling titans of yesteryear have retired from playing. Rather unfairly, we asked Declan Warrington who would win in a (football) fight...

Mayweather or Pacquiao? McCaw or Carter? Federer or Nadal? The sporting world is littered with comparisons and debates about who is the best in their respective field, who had the best career and, ultimately, who was the defining talent of any given era.

The Premier League is about to enter its 20th season but in all those years no rivalry for supremacy has divided opinion in the same way as that between Arsenal's Patrick Vieira and Manchester United's Roy Keane. Any such discourse is received with greater assimilation given the added benefit of hindsight and, perhaps more significantly, without the issue being clouded by the passions of the present.

However, Vieira?s decision last week to end a glittering career naturally prompts the ideal time with which to revisit this greatest of debates and to finally crown one or the other as the superior talent.

His decision to leave Arsenal in the summer of 2005, followed five months later by Keane?s departure from Manchester United to Celtic, brought a dramatic change in the landscape of the Premier League. Two titans had moved on and, despite some unquestionably superb central midfielders taking their place, there?s been no such rivalry since.

Those who claim Vieira is the more pivotal player could note that Arsenal have failed to win a single trophy since his departure, while United have claimed several in the post-Keane era. But it would be far too simplistic to suggest that that is entirely down to either player?s contribution.

It would be equally disingenuous to boast that Vieira won a World Cup and a European Championship. His international teammates included Zinedine Zidane, Lillian Thuram and Fabien Barthez; the Republic of Ireland team Keane captained failed to qualify for either of the tournaments France won, perhaps because they featured the likes of Mark Kennedy, Tony Cascarino and Steve Staunton ? good professionals, but unlikely world champions.

By the same train of thought, it would be unfair to dismiss Vieira because of his inability to win a Champions League medal. Keane ? whilst undoubtedly the team's heartbeat ? lined up in a midfield alongside David Beckham, Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs for most of that campaign. Had Vieira replaced Keane, a similar triumph would be perfectly conceivable.


Whomp! Charity Shield, August 1998

There are 10 Premier League title triumphs ? and many other medals ? between the two. And while the balance of honours sways convincingly in Keane?s favour, it is as individuals that each man is best judged.

Keane and Vieira were unquestionably the most revered box-to-box central midfielders the Premier League has witnessed. Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard have good reason to object, but Gerrard?s frequent deployment in other roles ? with notable success ? means he cannot easily be bracketed in that particular position. Lampard, conversely, falls ever so slightly short on true quality.

Between Keane and Vieira, the Frenchman had the physical advantage. He was the more natural athlete: taller (by almost six inches), stronger and faster. On paper, it would have been unfair to ask Keane to compete with him for 90 minutes ? but that?s exactly what Sir Alex Ferguson always did and exactly what Keane succeeded in doing.

Keane?s winning mentality, his irresistible desire ? akin to a Gladiator in a Roman colosseum, fighting for his life ? saw him succeed in even the most unlikely of circumstances. And if there is to be a dividing factor surrounding the two, it is perhaps that which gave him the edge over Vieira as the better footballer.

The Irishman?s finest hour came in Turin, with the Manchester United side he captained two goals down and facing elimination in the 1999 Champions League semi-final. Keane's early yellow card would rule him out of the final even if the team got there.

Lesser men would have shrunk, licked the wounds of their battered pride and accepted the inevitability of defeat. Not Keane. He drove his team on, scoring the first goal in their fightback, and dominated the midfield against Zidane, Didier Deschamps, Antonio Conte, Angelo di Livio and Edgar Davids. Thanks to Keane, United reached the final because, without him, they wouldn?t have done so.


Whack! Premiership, August 1999

Therein lies a crucial difference between the two; where Vieira played an influential role in victories, he was less likely to raise his game (and those of his team-mates) by that extra level in the clutches of defeat. All of the greats have a consistently high level, but there are special players who can occasionally become immortal for the duration of the game, propelling their tired legs and stealing the show like Keane did that night against Juventus, or Gerrard did for Liverpool against AC Milan in the 2005 Champions League Final.

Vieira advocates will say that the Frenchman schooled Gerrard in the 2001 FA Cup Final, but that was a battle Vieira should have won: he was, at that time, the superior player and playing in a superior side, who lost that day against the underdogs.

That Keane suffered a career-threatening cruciate ligament injury in the 1997/98 season underlines what a great player he really was. The likes of Ronaldo and Paul Gascoigne were never quite the same after suffering the same injury, yet Keane had it in him to bounce back and produce possibly his finest ever season immediately after.

Where Vieira?s reliance on his athleticism saw a rather dramatic decline towards the end of his career, Keane remained an important player ? first to United, then Celtic ? until the day he retired. Vieira has, for some time, been treading water: returning with Juventus in 2006, he was ruthlessly exposed by 18-year-old Cesc Fabregas.

More recently, he has been behind the likes of Gareth Barry in Manchester City?s pecking order, something that would never have happened to Keane. That?s not to say Vieira wasn?t skilled technically ? he was more than just an athlete ? just that he didn?t adapt to his ageing body in the same way that Ryan Giggs recently did.


Clong! Premiership, September 2003

Recent Arsenal-United clashes in some ways serve as a microcosm of the Vieira versus Keane debate. United have in many ways been outplayed by Arsenal, yet generally succeed in getting a grip on the game and have enough tenacity and drive to grind out a win. In that same way, Vieira occasionally looked the more cultured player but Keane retained his propensity to find the edge.

It is often overlooked how difficult it could be to play alongside Paul Scholes. A superb player, yet one with a unique style; his best was rarely on display for England and that?s because the chemistry was rarely entirely right for him to perform. Keane found the right balance, and he avoided sacrificing himself in the process. He also had another, equally rare talent: no matter the opposition, no matter the stage and no matter the pressure, he always looked as though he had time on the ball and was peerless in that respect.

Sir Alex Ferguson described him as ?a great warrior?, while John Giles said he was ?a great footballer, by any standards?. Vieira may have been a quality player, but he didn?t have that extra gear, he didn?t have an overwhelming drive and he didn?t overcome the odds against the very best.

Granted, Keane was surrounded by better players than Vieira was, but it was as an individual that his greatest qualities were underlined. To be widely considered Arsene Wenger?s greatest signing shows how highly Vieira could actually perform. There?s no doubting his class; it?s just that Keane was narrowly better.

An image is firmly set in the mind: that of Keane racing 30-40 yards to dispossess Vieira in another of their titanic tussles. Vieira looks typically composed, spearheading another Arsenal attack, yet Keane manages to summon that inner drive, aggression and energy to lead by example, cover the necessary ground and make an inch-perfect tackle to dispossess his rival.

There could be no more appropriate image. Vieira, every inch the quality player and superior to almost any opponent, just losing out to Keane, the tormented soul and fierce competitor who always found a way to come out on top.

Source: http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/fanseyeview/archive/2011/07/18/who-s-the-greatest-keane-or-vieira.aspx

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Portland Timbers vs Toronto FC Highlights ? MLS

If you can see this, then you might need a Flash Player upgrade or you need to install Flash Player if it's missing. Get Flash Player from Adobe. POR — Eddie Johnson 1 (Diego Chara 2, Sal Zizzo 1) 23 POR — Jack Jewsbury 6 (penalty kick) 57 TOR — Peri Marosevic 1 (Danny Koevermans [...]

Source: http://theoriginalwinger.com/2011-07-31-portland-timbers-vs-toronto-fc-highlights-mls

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The Worst NFL Playoff Team Ever

In general, I don’t like to waste my time with bad football. This is why�I didn’t bother to watch the “NFC West Championship” between the 7-8 St. Louis Rams and the 6-9 Seattle Seahawks last night. Anything that could be nicknamed “The Cannon Fodder Bowl” probably isn’t worth my time or yours. Thankfully, others did [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/01/03/the-worst-nfl-playoff-team-ever/

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Doomed whatever we do Arsenal?

Just a few days ago, Sergio Aguero’s completed move to Manchester City was confirmed. �38 million, a City record. Nearly exactly six months ago, Chelsea splashed a British record �50 million on Fernando Torres, whilst strengthening their defence with the near-�30 million purchase of David Luiz. Manchester United. Champions of the toughest, most competitive league [...]

Source: http://www.footballfancast.com/2011/07/football-blogs/doomed-whatever-we-do-arsenal

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